Close to Home by John McPherson for April 02, 2021

I didn’t know Bleeb was an aquatic being. At least I hope he copes quite well as being part of the shirts instead of the upcoming skins.

Off-topic: I find it interesting that the snake would be a redhead.

BIFF?

Once they take off their skins, they won’t be able to fit back into them.

I think he’s in the dryer,hope he doesn’t shrink, he’s already such a little feller!

Bleeb’s drying out.

BIFF….wasn’t he in Back to the Future ? LOL

…but mom, it’s so cold, I’ll have to go back to my pit and hiss again!

Snakes must be terrible at washing clothes. It seems as though they shrink their skins every time. As to this disturbing scene, I have never seen a red headed snake but I have met a couple of red heads that were snakes.

King Cobra family?

Make sure not to mix the whites with the reds

But – it’s not shedding season. Why so soon?

Nakie snakies? Like the things weren’t already creepy enough? :/

“HON-EEEYY!

YES DEAR!

I’M DOWNSTAIRS IN THE LAUNDRY AND THERE’S A COUPLE OF SNAKES AND SOME KIND OF YELLOW BUG IN THE WASHING MACHINE! WHADDYA THINK I SHOULD DO?

ADD SOME SOFTENER AND SET THE RINSE CYCLE… OF COURSE! …. AND IT’S NOT A BUG… IT’S AN ALIEN!

OKAY! THANKS! (There’s no amount of softener that’ll get the wrinkles outa this weirdness?)

that is child abuse look how zoinked out the mom is

I noticed the laundry detergent is BIFF. I wonder if that’s a nod-reference to The Book of Biff strip? Probably not. But maaaybee…

Oh, Bleeb; this is why you shouldn’t play in dryers.