Heathcliff by Peter Gallagher for April 03, 2021

Plus, it leaves a highly "carbon"ated footprint.

A subtle way of indicating diet soda is garbage, eh?

Hey, it doesn’t hurt.

Banana peels and fish heads are “organic”, dimwit.

Diet sodas may be the worst thing you can drink.

junk food

why not?

People on a diet have their own rules for eating.

Garfield doesn’t like diet sodas or diet anything, he prefers the real thing over the imitations.

Research suggests, according to a variety of studies, that if you consume diet sodas on a routinely basis, even a diet soda per day, you will have a much higher probability of metabolic syndrome. Side effects include weight gain, high blood sugar, and increased blood pressure. You will most likely suffer from heart disease, stroke, and diabetes. Susie Swithers, a professor of psychological sciences and a behavioral neuroscientist, confirmed this. Not that regular soda is any better. What annoys me is that my father is a doctor, has been for so many years, and he even drinks diet soda, yet he talks about being on a diet (sighs). I have a weakness for soda, but thankfully I did not ever get into it. I hate that stuff.

This is why nobody asks for health advice from a trash collector.

Maybe it’s trash from organic food