Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 31, 2021

Beach please! :-P

She’s seated on his lap and complaining about his directions? If we didn’t know better, we’d think you two had been married for a few years.

Ah the sweet sound of screaming in your ear!!!

What a beach.

In case of a water landing, firmly hold onto the cushions, which can act as flotation devices.

That is the world’s longest fall!

She’s just enjoying the ride.

With IM’s overinflated ego, I fear she’ll more likely sink than swim.

KA-BEACH!

Hey, don’t complain, Impossible. You’re the one who thought abducting a Haywire was a good idea.