“It’s second in depravity only to the common clam. This latter is a right whore, a harlot, a trollop, a cynical bed-hopping firm-breasted Rabelaisian bit of sea food that makes Fanny Hill look like a dead Pope… and finally among the Lamellibranch bivalves, that most depraved of the whole sub-species – the whelk. The whelk is nothing but a homosexual of the worst kind. This gay boy of the gastropods, this queer crustacean, this mincing mollusc, this screaming, prancing, limp-wristed queen of the deep makes me sick.”
michaeljwolff almost 3 years ago
“It’s second in depravity only to the common clam. This latter is a right whore, a harlot, a trollop, a cynical bed-hopping firm-breasted Rabelaisian bit of sea food that makes Fanny Hill look like a dead Pope… and finally among the Lamellibranch bivalves, that most depraved of the whole sub-species – the whelk. The whelk is nothing but a homosexual of the worst kind. This gay boy of the gastropods, this queer crustacean, this mincing mollusc, this screaming, prancing, limp-wristed queen of the deep makes me sick.”
Display almost 3 years ago
As we used to say about sexual activities within the hive, beauty is in the eyes of the bee holder.
johndifool almost 3 years ago
Hard pore cornography.
Mostly Water Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Also, they rarely use corndoms.
gopher gofer almost 3 years ago
gives a whole new meaning to ‘corny’…
Mostly Water Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Maybe we should leave corncobs out of this for painfully evident reasons.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 3 years ago
Hard Core Corn Porn…
DCBakerEsq almost 3 years ago
Nature is disgusting. And delicious!