Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 17, 2021

Here’s 1.

when you go into a restaurant and waiting for you’re food. Aren’t you technically the waiter. My brain hurts now*

I miss the old days. When features only had less than fifty replies. Back when the most active commenters were Big Rafy, No Avatar, Space_Owl on GoComics, Quincy, boutdawerld, 305buckets, and NeedaChuckle. But my has the comment section grown!

And then they hated DJ Slo Jam forever…

Typical School Picture Guy/DJ/Fair Person/Guy in a Crab Costume

I thought Nate danced with Kim Cressly

Day 1 of trying to get featured also poll: favorite type of pizza mine is three meat

Imagine i get featured. just got an account

There’s a rock/metal band called Crossfade, but I don’t think their songs flow together into one in their albums..

What’s your favorite song (sorry abt the polls idk I’m not creative at 10 pm)

Here’s a classic riddle. This is the riddle Oedipus answered to save the city of Thebes from the mythical sphinx. (Greek mythology).

What goes on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening?

And in the end Kim won, since she danced with Nate, so for Nate to end up in the trash can was for nothing!

How are you doing?

Poor kids, he’s wasted on you.

Good job, DJ.

So I guess Mr. Peirce isn’t big on Morgan Wallen lol

Hero music?

Who’s morgan wallen?

not to be rude or disgusting, but are we going to see a moment, where, ahem, where kim kisses nate? i am just curious. do not hate me, but in all of the comics with kim, she’s hinting that she is going to kiss nate, but it’s never revealed.

didnt need to do morgan wallen dirty like that

6/10

…..yes, one must admit, SPG does know just exactly when to “pull the plug”…….

Wonder what the letters on the DJ table say… there’s an unknown letter, then MPC.

Well, here we go. It’s going to be bad, sort of cringe, and all the characters act like they are dumb and stupid. And this can impact my reputation. Anyway…

DUMB BIG NATE AND GINA’S CURSE: PART 1

It is a lovely day. Gina is walking home reading a book for the 83959151st time, as usual.

Gina: wow! this is a good book! i am learning a lot!

A Mysterious man appears and tries to lure Gina to him.

Mysterious man: Pssssssssssst, you!

Gina: who, me?

Mysterious man: Yes. come to me, i have candy!

Gina: Ew no it makes me barf stranger

Mysterious man: Ummmmmmmmmmmm free v-bucks?

Gina: Yuck no I don’t play minecraft

Mysterious man looks at Gina’s book.

Mysterious man: free a’s

Gina: YOU GOT YOURSELF A DEAL

Gina follows Mysterious man to a dark alley. He is about to curse her. He corners her.

Mysterious man: mwahaha you fool! I have lured u in here, and i am going to curse u!

Gina: nOONonOONONOONOnooNONOonoNOOnono

Mysterious man: get ready gina

PART 1 CONTINUED IN REPLIES, WHY AM I EVEN DOING THIS?

That men is evidently a Kite shippers. ONE OF US!

Can anyone please tell me when the Trudy arc began at the carnival?

Saving Up Notifications Day 2:

Notification Count: 27

Teacher: What are you laughing at?

Me: Nothing

My Brain: Eel on musk

can anyone read this

I always wonder what happened to Nate’s past girlfriends, like Angie and Kelly and Trudy and Daisy…are they still at Nate’s school?

My next story! ARMYWAYS PART 1: “Stop lying dad.” I said. This was not possible. “I’m serious, Nate!” Dad said. “You… IN THE ARMY?” I said. “You’re to fat!!!!!” Dad glared at his stomach, then me. “Shut up, Nate.” Dad said. I walked up the stairs to my room. I slammed my room door. I looked out the window. Francis, Teddy, and Chad were playing football. I opened the window, and slid down the wall. “I’ll play.” I said. Francis glared at me. “You’re grounded, aren’t you.” I arched my eyebrows. “You ask me every time. And every time, it’s no. Same this time. Why do you always ask?” I asked. Francis sighed. “You’re on my tea-” before Francis could finish, my dog, Speedster, swiped the ball from Francis. Yes, I got a dog. “Since when do YOU have a dog?” Teddy asked. Chad shrugged and said, “Let’s get the ball back.” Chad reminded us. I whistled. “Speedster!” Speedster came back… With a gun. I shook my head. “Speedster, you nimrod.” I said. An army guy came, grabbed his gun, and knocked on the door. My dad came out in his uniform. “Woah, Woah, Woah! Where are you going?” I asked my dad. He looked strait at me. “To the underwater army base.” CONTINUED IN REPLIES

Hey there is a dance and u never mention jeny

That ain’t a good thing Big Guy(the school picture, DJ and many more)

Because CNN decided Morgan Wallen was bad…..and we’re all idiots.

I’m back! I took a break off gocomics bc of toxicity and now I will start to comment more!

The gut IS good but after 10 dances we all need a break…..

Can someone explain how to get featured? it makes no sense to me

This guy has so many different names. And we don’t even know his real name!

Ugh yes!! Every single time I turn on the radio Morgan Wallen is playing… that stupid song with “Tennessee” in it. I hate it! Makes me wonder if there is some payola going on.

https://discord.gg/u6Qq8MnHwd

That’s so ironic cause Morgan wallet is in some controversy right now for using a racial slur

Hey guys, I’ve been frequenting this site since I was a kid but just recently made an account. Nice meeting you guys!

What’s wrong with Morgan Wallen?

YO

I am new to the comments, can ppl see this comment rn?

Who?

Another question that hurts your brain.

What is the goal of humanity?*

This shows the hate of Morgan Wallen

Welcome to guess that big nate character! Today’s character is a teacher, has white skin, and has a mustache. Who is it?

LESSGO

We’re all weird. Only 300 comments and featured comment has less than fifty. What year am i in

Whos Morgan Wallen?

At least Morgan stopped Kim from dancing. What a hero! Lol

I’m back! I was on vacation

https://www.amazon.com/dp/1250238447/ref=s9_acsd_hps_bw_c2_x_0_i?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=merchandised-search-8&pf_rd_r=A8PJ52Y7SBRZ95P8TPWN&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=471146b1-73a8-45e2-aa6e-e79125421657&pf_rd_i=283155

Like this comment if you think Chad is the best character in Big Nate (besides Nate).

to be honest most of the songs were probably really fast or else Nate would be dead right now

Whats up people! Imma be a regular commenter now

Morgan Wallen ? who dat ?

Yo

Good dj

Who is morgan wallen

Why does Kim like him so much?

Why is he hating on morgan wallen? He makes decent music!

nahnahnahnahnah

Don’t treat Mr. Morgan Wallen like that

man is talented af!