Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 14, 2021

Ka-Mommy?

Eevil villains are no match for the Mighty Chicken Man.

KA-pepper pepper pepper! :-D

That costume does nothing to hide Rip’s trademark jaw.

KA-DR. PAIN!

Looks like that bad egg Dr. Pain was behind this whole fowl-er foul plot.

I’m really proud of Rip for not doing the usual battery of “egg-scruciating” quasi-puns involving the word “egg.”

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he was KA-Stapled! to a punk rocker.

Looks like Rip is getting Memphis Hot under the collar.