Working Daze by John Zakour and Scott Roberts for February 11, 2021

That’s my Rita.

How many employees does it take to change a light bulb?

She will fall.

“No, the other way!”

How Many Christians Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?

Charismatic: Only 1 – Hands are already in the air.

Pentecostal: 10 – One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.

Presbyterians: None – Lights will go on and off at predestined times.

Roman Catholic: None – Candles only. (Of guaranteed origin of course.)

Baptists: At least 15 – One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken.

Episcopalians: 3 – One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks, and one to talk about how much better the old one was.

Mormons: 5 – One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.

Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.

Methodists: Undetermined – Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass.

Nazarene: 6 – One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.

Lutherans: None – Lutherans don’t believe in change.

Amish: What’s a light bulb?

That’s what peons are for, I guess.

That answers that question

I see Rita as Moe, the other two as Larry and Curly.

As a former/retired electrician, I would like to point out that I found today’s strip very “Enlightening”!

Next time use a stepstool and a spinny chair.

Rita had to stop this when she called for somebody to turn the light on. Melvin showed up when he mistakenly heard her say “turn me on”.

On the bright side, I choose to think having those two helping her actually minimizes the risk of any magical mishaps…

I hope.

Is it punchline day at work again already?

It is now a classic! lol!

Mistress Rita is getting lenient in her old age.