Jack Ohman for February 11, 2021

How? It turns out he had a LOT of practice digging himself under the already incredibly low bar that he had set yesterday. Turns out that “digging” generalizes…

I have a feeling that like Trump those two have a questionable education.

It’s the Gatling gun defense.

“I will use all of my words. Surely some of them will happen in a meaningful, relevant sequence.”

They’re the best lawyers he can afford to stiff.

This is just practice for his new defense team, the states will be next to take him to court with less friendly judges/jurors.

He should use his old bankruptcy lawyers, his defense is pretty bankrupt.

Don’t forget “suits that fit 10 years ago. You know, when we last did something semi productive”. Nice gangster strips, too. Whatever.

These are the only lawyers left who don’t realize they’re never going to be paid a dime. Especially if they win their “case”.

Pro bono lawyers only need apply.

But having been the “President’s Lawyer” will look soo good on the resumes.

When you have exhausted the likes of Rudy.. you don’t have much left to choose from.

Lawyers with Kracker Jack box License, about the only dupes that will come near trump!

To be fair, what can you expect when you have neither the fax nor the law on your side? AND your client is an execrable sociopath?

Lawless republicans don’t care that their base murdered and maimed policemen.

Seditionist Senator Josh Hawley (Fascist-Missouri) sings:

“When I was a punk folks had reason

To expect someday I’d commit treason

I did my best to prove them right

When I told a mob of traitors to go out and fight"

(When he told a mob of traitors to go out and fight)

“And though the Biggest Lie was nothing but a ruse

They revolted just for me (also Trump and Cruz)"

(And though the Biggest Lie was nothing but a ruse

They revolted just for him—also Trump and Cruz

[At this point I lost interest, because it’s just too damn depressing that we’re even bothering to pretend that enough Republicans care even the TINIEST DAMN FREAKIN’ bit about their country to convict Traitor Trump.]

Well, ya see there was this old barrel, behind a buncha other junk in one of the maintenance sheds. . .

Well, Algonquin J. Calhoun is no longer with us, so the barrel bottom was the alternative. BTW, whether these lawyers know it or not, given Typhoid Donnie’s history, they are working pro bono.

Trump has such a bad reputation no one of any quality wants to represent a chiseler like him.

He’d be better off with the Zoom cat lawyer.

He has all the business acumen and sagacity of a gnat.

For YEARS, Stephen Colbert has featured spoof “commercials” of defense lawyers aimed at “The A$$h0le Formerly Known As President”. I guess he was watching and finally called them…

Excellent!!!