Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 22, 2021

Nate, you called Spitsy a stupid dog so many times.

Very wise of you to bring him to school so he can become smarter!

Honestly, I would do the same. My greyhound’s ears are the softest things in the world. They reduce stress in any subject. Also, he could bring Spitzy in and pretend he’s a therapy dog. That might work

What if Mrs. Godfrey is scared of dogs like Nate is scared of cats? plot twist

First appearance of Spitsy this year!

I see a opening for, “My dog ate my test.”

I know I commented so much.

a spazy dog and a spazy teacher

This seems like it will be an interesting storyline. Nate brings Spitsy to school

Nate you just got you’re self a free ticket to detention.

My dog ate my test!

Big nate everytime he gets detention counter at 100000 now

It’s not going to go well for nate!

nightmare time … for mrs godfrey, that is

prediction: nate is going to use spitsy to chew up his test, or as a distraction so the test won’t happen

To the go comics community. So a few days ago I decided to go back to the big mate strips from 2013 and read those. And I saw something very surprising. I saw that mr pierce him self would comment on those strips and even answer questions people asked. Then mr pierce left the comment because hate and toxicity arose. I thought it would be so awesome if mr pierce would comment and answer questions on these current strips, but with all this hate, toxicity, spamming, and other negative interactions, it has become u unbearable to see the comment section. So if you want to see mr pierce back in the comment section, then stop being hurtful and negative twords people. What do you do when you see someone being a jerk or spamming etc. Just silently flag it and DO NOT reply to the said comment. I really am disappointed in this community and I hope one day we can have mr pierce back here commenting with us.

8/10

Ohhh boy, this isn’t gonna end well

Real quick a question, does anyone know what the first comment on Big Nate on Gomics is?

oh god no….hes gonna bring Spitsy to school ._.

mrs.godfrey brought this upon herself she should know by now nate would bring something crazy

spitsy after seeing all the test papers in the room: Nom

Happy “Bring Your Pet to School Day”! …I guess?

This is going to be fun

Godfrery’s backsliding! No quarter for Nate! Ever!

Am I banned? Can you see this comment?

Taking a dog?

Noooooooooo! Nooooooo! God, please no!

Give the bottle to Evan, he will be happy to help.

what’s going to happen next is a mystery

Can’t wait to see where this goes….

Mr. Eustis tomorrow be like:

“Wait, where’s Spitsy?”

New arc!

Prediction for this strip:

Spitsy agrees to go to school with him but Nate asks Mr. Eustis first. Nate asks him if he could go to school with him.

Mr. Eustis:Im sorry, Nate i dont think you’re allowed to take pets to school.

As spitsy is saddened with Mr. Eustis’ answer, Spitsy uses a Super Intelligence Hypnosis, to make Mr.Eustis say yes.

Mr. Eustis:Uhh… I mean…. Yeah sure!

Nate:Awesome!

Nate takes Spitsy to school the next day and Nate forgot to study 1 minute before school starts and Nate is in a panic. Nate puts Spitsy in his backpack next to him and the test is about to begin and Nate can’t answer any of the questions. So Spitsy uses his Super Intelligence answer key and magically puts all the correct answers on the sheet.

Nate: Wha- how did you do that!?

Godfery catches Nate talking on the test and takes the test away from him. Spitsy uses his Super intelligence karate move and kicks her in the face. The whole school gasps and She fights back…..

6 hours later…..

Spitsy won the fight and Nate got full marks on the test. From now on, Nate will bring Spitsy to his tests all the time.

Godfrey:* Oh, i catch you mulligans one day….

THE END

Uh… why not the plastic bottle?

Did you read the last part? No? Go read it! Are you not interested in the story? Ignore this comment like I don’t exist, and plz no flag me :P

BIG NATE AND THE MURDER MYSTERY: PART 2

Everybody in the school has been woken up by someone’s screaming coming from the restrooms. They rush over there to see what’s the matter, including Nate, Teddy, Francis, Chad, and Dee Dee.

Dee Dee: What the heck just happened? Someone interrupted my beauty sleep! WHO DID THIS?

Teddy: Oh, don’t be such a drama queen, Dee Dee!

Nate: Ugh… who screamed?

The people go to the restrooms and check in there. In the girl’s restroom, they find THREE DEAD BODIES OF FEMALE STUDENTS LYING ON THE GROUND. There is also another student who DROWNED IN A TOILET AFTER SOMEONE PUT HER HEAD IN IT. They all freak out. The teachers try to prevent the students from seeing the bodies.

Francis: WHAT THE- DID I SEE WHAT I JUST SAW?

Chad: I can’t believe it…

Nate: I NEED TO GET A CLOSER LOOK!

Francis: NATE! COME BACK!

Nate pushes past the teachers and looks at the three dead bodies, plus the extra one in the toilet. He looks at them for two seconds, until Mr. Galvin sees him and puts him with the rest of the students. Principal Nichols arrives at the scene.

Coach Calhoun: Principal! You have to see this!

Calhoun brings Principal Nichols to the four dead bodies in the girl’s restroom. It makes Principal Nichols jump.

Principal Nichols: EVERYONE! EVACUATE THE SCHOOL RIGHT NOW! THERE IS A MURDERER ON THE LOOSE!

PART 2 CONTINUED IN REPLIES

Yep, already better than last arc!

Is this gonna become a story? If so, that’s gonna be so fun!

Today’s my B-day! not

This should prove to be interesting

Have a good day everybody! something tells me this isn’t going to go well…

If Mrs. Godfrey once brought a cat to school, why shouldn’t Nate bring a dog?

Ha! I’m sure Nate will find some way to blame is failing grade on Spitsy.

I don’t know why, but something tells me Sherman is about to have a bad day…

Oh no…

I can already see where this is going…

Poll: What is your best excuse for not doing homework(if you’re those types of people that don’t pressure themselves to do everything right, unlike me. No offense)

Nate’s gonna ruin the test by bringing Spitsy to school

Good morning or afternoon! I know that this is going to go so well. What if Mrs. Godfrey likes Spitsy’s company? That would be a plot twist. Also, the featured comment is not from a spammer! Woohooᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ Anyways, have a good day!

This is what happens: Nate goes into the classroom with Spitsy and then, well he’s doing the test, he feeds his test to Spitsy and tells Mrs. Godfrey that his dog ate his test.

Poll: who here has siblings? I have a brother and sister.

POV: This is a POV

Poll: Who would say is the “villain” or main antagonist in Big Nate?

I sense a disturbance in the force…

Hello this is CoSmIc ViBeS! How can I help you? You can get any vibe from 1-10. 10 being the most that will give off ViBeS!

This isn’t goin to be pretty!

Because nothing can be worse than a plastic bottle, right???

hoo boy

Yay, a new arc!

I’m guessing Mrs. Godfrey is going to be scared of dogs, and then Coach John might sub in for her…

this can go horribly wrong….

part 1 of hunger games nate(first story told in first person)Reaping day was a very boring day, if you take away the chance of getting called up to fight in a death game. It’s the same drill every year. They take a sample of our DNA and see if we’re eligible to join the games. I am, but the chances are low. My name is Nate Wright, I live in district 5(the district that provides power) and I’m 13 years old, I have spiky black hair and fair skin. Anyways, moving on. After they gather us all up, they pick two kids to go. Some cry, some look sad, but more or less the same. “Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 66th hunger games! For our female tribute, Angie Claymore!”(I couldn’t find a last name so I made up one). The girl looked surprised, then solemnly walked up. “For our male tribute…. Nate Wright!” WHATTTTTTTTTT??? WHAT ARE THE CHANCES? No nononononono….. I guess i have no choice. I walked up to the stage. (I skipped the whole family part cuz the only family he has is his dad and sister) On the train to the capitol, I meant our mentor, This guy called Calhoun. He was nice, i guess. I guess it’s time to pay attention in class so i don’t die. Somehow I had a feeling this would be very interesting…

HELLO!

I thought she would ask what he had in mind.

Uh-Oh……

Oh no…. I can’t wait.

oh no-

oh no. :)

Ooh I wonder how this one will end up!

This is going to be a good ark… Spitsy and Nate Lol!

Plot Twist: Spitsy is actually a robot with a camera that nate uses so he can get a good grade on his test and brag to gina about.

well I’ve been off a while XD

I’m liking this arc!

Poll: Spitsy or Pickles

Ooh, an interesting arc? Maybe I’ll stop binging pooch cafe 4 this.

i predict Spitsy is gonna wreak the classroom and maybe get in a fight with the class gerbil

Knowing Nate, she should have asked at least one more question…….

Nate is going to teach spitsy social studies so spitsy can pass him information during the test

deleted it now u happy?

This will be intresting..

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Ohhhh nooo. Nate, I don’t think you should do that.

uh oh

I hate seeing this poor dog trapped in a cone. Forever.

Mrs Godfrey should’ve asked if it was alive

Hello everyone and good morning i have not commented in a while because a much need spring break vacation from school i should be commenting normal now and i thing mrs Godfrey is going to have to let Nate keep spisty because of what she said have a great day

I have a guess of what’s going to happen. Two actually

It’s times like these where people need to probe just a little bit further.

Who wants a history lesson ?

Mrs. Godfrey, never trust Nate.

Evan drama passed

whats next, spitsy drama?

Oh no

Ruh Roh

Uh-oh. That’s gonna be a disaster, the classroom will be in a wreck in no time

first colored strip!

….this should be good…………

I think Spitsy is going to throw-up and Nate is going to end up in detention…

‘t should, shouldn’t it?

You’re going to regret that Mrs. Godfrey! Anyways, are dogs allowed at school?

hi i have escaped the loop what reality is this

Well, good luck with That. I’m gonna go burn Father’s toast now.

If that squid guy got banned, that was the fastest ban I’ve ever seen.

if this gets featured i will count to 1000

nooooo

Fun Fact: I flagged the spammer’s comments on all of my accounts B)

How is a dog going to help besides emotional output?

poll: do you like my pfp?

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wow, Mrs. Godfrey. your in trouble!

Oh no

Bet, nate’s gonna try to get Spitsy to eat his test

well this is gonna end well

1019 Comments! (so far.) Is that a record? : )

Please don’t comment on this. If you do, I will be mildly upset.

FROG

this will be interesting

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I can’t wait to see where this goes with Gina!

I can only imagine what’s going to happen

This is not going to end so well…

Why do I not have a good feeling about this

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Imma type something random

chicken

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