The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 17, 2021

I always thought he looked more like Richard Deacon

Brad Pitt? Could work better?

“Chief, you may look like George Clooney but at heart you’re more like Dithers, Dagwood Bumstead’s tight-fisted boss!” ;D

More like Peter Boyle.

Boris Karloff is closer to reality. Anyone see Arsenic And Old Lace?

If you are not part of management and only a bargaining unit in your company, don’t bother attending those “functions!!” Waste of time and waste of money!!

How about anything at all for his effort? A little bonus maybe?

Either Brutus is fishing for a raise, or he really likes the wine he brought. I think if I told my boss she looks like a chunky version of Florence Henderson, she would have me before HR in less time than it would take to blink.

More like Thurston Howell III, only not as nice.

You need to work on that “grovel”, Thorny.

Wrong approach. Suggest new ways for the company to increase the bottom line. Money is his Achilles heal and he Will (at least you will have a better chance of a) reward that……

that was a waste of a $4.95 bottle of wine

Consider the fact that you’re still working a raise.

Brutus you can’t compliment Veeblefester because he has such a high opinion of himself that anybody else’s opinion simply doesn’t measure up.

No problem, Jack Benny!!!

Just for that you should tell him he looks more like George Gooney

hahaha, yeah.