Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for March 18, 2021

The clock is ticking for those Austin fools. I wonder just how “exhausted” Frank and Sue really are, or is there more going on between those two than meets the eye. Maybe it’s my vision, but I can’t see any frantic, spear-laden savages, or the Austin idiots in the last panel. A bit too much cross-hatching on Mr. Celardo’s part…….

One wholesale massacre coming up…..

so the twins are dancing WITH the spear carrying natives?

Nothing spells justified homicide like frantic spear laden savages dancing to the drums of death.

Tarzan should try the old wooly mammoth trick to take over an independent village and rescue the beautiful women. Wait it is only to guys fighting.

Time for Tarzan’s favorite teenage game of “sneak into a hut, steal a skull, put the chief’s headdress on it, and throw it at the dancers”

With all of that noise Tarzan is making racing and crashing, it’s a good thing these savages don’t believe in posting sentries at the village perimeter. Or maybe, as Paul Linde would say, these are “silly savages”.

Why are the captives smiling?

You idiot. You brought out the Happy Times Drums.

If Frank and Sue decide on ‘hanky-pankey’ with Tarzan gone they well be exhausted.

As Dave Barry would say, you must admit “The Drums of Death” would be a great name for a rock band.

I don’t think I’d want to beat on the Drums of Death. It sounds dangerous.

Drums of Death!! I love it!! Get a fire started!!