CowTown by Charlie Podrebarac for February 15, 2021

Saw a man walking briskly to his car today with a bunch of roses. Look on his face looked like he had to meet a deadline!!

I think it’s a GREAT idea.

Everything was half price… that’s value.

And if she throws it back at him…

he gets to eat the chocolate.

However… she may start looking for someone less value-oriented.

I went with a bidet attachment. It will warm her long after the flowers and candy are gone.

I’ll take flowers and chocolate ANY day.

It’s more romantic on the 15th, or any other day when it’s not mandated. He should tell that.