Strange Brew by John Deering for February 13, 2021

So this guy’s going for his first parachute jump. He exits the plane, counts to ten and pulls the rip cord. Nothing happens, so he pulls it again. Still nothing so he pulls his emergency cord and still nothing. He’s falling faster and sees someone rising into the air and shouts to him, “Do you know anything about parachutes?” The man replies, “No. Do you know anything about Coleman stoves?”

There’s been a crash just outside the mirage.

Should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque?

You can go first…

NO! Be my guest, you go first….

Sooo, who goes first?

Pass With Care.

Person to the right has right-of-way.

I yield the floor for a question.

There should be a ‘deserted person’ crossing sign.