Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for February 09, 2021

“Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if the women don’t get you then the whiskey must.”

- Carl Sandburg

The Tomb for this arc, Mike!

You’re dead to me!

Hey she can still communicate. I’d stay until the end of the date at least. Actually based on my dating history over the last decade the fact she was still talking with me 5 minutes into the first date practically makes her marriage material.

IDK, Mike. Cheap date, and you will get a good meal out of it.

This one is sad. I feel sorry for Mr. du Jour.

She’s been burned too many times. No man can handle that much “baggage”.

Mike: “Well, I will say one thing for you, Urnestime! Your cosmetic Surgery was 1st. rate!”

Captain Spaulding – Hello, I Must Be Going

Apparently they didn’t finish the job.

My Pop is in my van. I talk to him all the time. He keeps me safe (well along with the big G!).