One day at the beginning of a staff meeting, while waiting for the last few to show up, I asked: If Hogwarts has been there for a thousand years, but Nearly Headless Nick has only been dead for 500, then who was the Gryffindor ghost before then? Didn’t they have one? Did they have one who retired?
eromlig about 3 years ago
Leatherface would get them both, if he didn’t run out of chain lube.
Lightpainter Premium Member about 3 years ago
How could anyone possibly think Mary Poppins could take on Pennywise? That is crazy!
meg_grif about 3 years ago
Mary Poppins and Pennywise are the same species: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTLLngtJJrc
azrael2000 about 3 years ago
Hey, when you are as sweet as she is, the diabetes will take you out. Clean, quick and efficient.
RobinHood about 3 years ago
Pennywise couldn’t hold a candle to “The Pop”.
The Reader Premium Member about 3 years ago
A spoonful of sugar and a few of her favorite things.
guy42 about 3 years ago
I think the “Rum Punch” would do the job nicely.
cmo2495 Premium Member about 3 years ago
I vote for Susan (Death’s granddaughter) with a fireplace poker. No nonsense and somewhat ruthless.
davanden about 3 years ago
I don’t even know who Pennywise is.
Teto85 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Mary Poppins is a Hufflepuff and was Head Girl and Prefect when at Hogwarts. She is a most powerful witch.
David Rickard Premium Member about 3 years ago
Personal theory: Pennywise and Poppins are a couple… after all, they both love kids, and they’re both into floating.
ValancyCarmody about 3 years ago
One day at the beginning of a staff meeting, while waiting for the last few to show up, I asked: If Hogwarts has been there for a thousand years, but Nearly Headless Nick has only been dead for 500, then who was the Gryffindor ghost before then? Didn’t they have one? Did they have one who retired?
Best staff meeting ever.
oakie817 about 3 years ago
of course the spoonful of sugar works! everyone knows he’s diabetic