Eek! by Scott Nickel for February 05, 2021

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    Michael Scott Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Your mother sews socks that smell

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    megerkey  about 3 years ago

    Your mother just called from jail!

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    Michael G.  about 3 years ago

    She finds chefs for restaurants that need them.

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    Indianapolis Smith  about 3 years ago

    “Actually, my mother lives in New Jersey.

    OHHH NOOO!!!"

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    6th Billiard Ball Student  about 3 years ago

    I hope the televised woman can get the demons out of those wicked, lazy Catholic priests!!!

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    DCBakerEsq  about 3 years ago

    Does projectile vomiting exceed 6 feet?

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    JRobinson Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Wow — edging close to blue here!

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    Sisyphos  about 3 years ago

    Most likely: “rots”; but several more colorful alternatives can be imagined; such as, does all the vacuuming of that perpetual soot….

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    6th Billiard Ball Student  about 3 years ago

    Upon closer inspection, it appears as though the televised subject spent too much time on Bangs Street in Marinette, WI….

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