A man received the following text from his neighbor:
“I am so sorry Charlie. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you’re not around. In fact, more than you. I’m not getting any at home, but that’s no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won’t happen again.”
The man, anguished and betrayed, immediately went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in: “Damn auto-correct. I meant ‘Wi-Fi’ not ‘wife’.”
pearlsbs over 3 years ago
This reminds me of a joke:
A man received the following text from his neighbor:
“I am so sorry Charlie. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you’re not around. In fact, more than you. I’m not getting any at home, but that’s no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won’t happen again.”
The man, anguished and betrayed, immediately went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in: “Damn auto-correct. I meant ‘Wi-Fi’ not ‘wife’.”
The Reader Premium Member over 3 years ago
If I remember, it comes from the son of the giant in Jack and the Beanstalk. He asked, ‘Daddy why ’Fi’?’
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 3 years ago
The CSIRO, who being Australian spectacularly failed to capitalise on it.
Brian G Premium Member over 3 years ago
The name is a pun, based off of “Hi-Fi” which was the nickname given to the new “High fidelity” sound equipment back in the ’60s.
Sephten over 3 years ago
He’s right: it won’t be.
brigidkeely over 3 years ago
The explanation for “wi-fi” is actually pretty ridiculous. It rhymes with “hi-fi,” you see. High Fidelity led to Wireless Fi.