Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for March 16, 2021

Oh darling Kevin, you’re not alone, my brother sings and does drama shows under the blankets till 1 A.M. Then starts singing. Then my alarm, not to mention the snoring, only children… go thank your parents

You never get used to the snoring. You can only bore your ears out with a shovel.

Three weeks later and that fire will still be burning.

Kevin…where’s the other sock? Aaaaaaaaaah!

Should have muffled the snoring with a sock

I think you lost your sense of smell.

sounds terrible kevin

Yay! Tuesday comic!

Where’s the other sock? Time bomb.

cool

I just noticed the fire haha

It also helped with some of my mom’s meal mistakes.

Truer words were never spoken, Miles. I didn’t realize how lucky I was to be an only child until I had a little sister. At least it was a wake-up call not to take up parenting anytime soon (if ever).

Well, that explains a lot.

I have a younger sister (four years) because our parents believed that “if at first you don’t succeed, try again.” And why, you are asking, weren’t there any more kids? Our parents also believed in cutting their losses.

His parents should have made them take their showers/baths at night!

Maybe he should have turned around and just slept heads on the same side? Then you’d be closer to the snoring though…just sleep on the floor

Wow, did I ever read that one wrong. The way I read it, it started with, “Before out mom got us”. I thought dad had them in a divorce, at first!