In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for January 27, 2021

Yeah, if you want mallards. If you want buffleheads, or wigeons, not so much. At least not that one.

And such a great selection is available!

Duck calls, that’s how I deal with bill collectors.

Imported straight from Hamelin!

I tried my duck call and got a busy signal.

Now he’s got an army to take over the world

Time for a game of ‘Duck, Duck, Goose’..

Some old comic strip:

The ducks have taken over the campsite, tied up the hunters, and they’re rummaging through the tents and ice chests.

The caption, “And now it’s mallard time.”

Blow the duck call and everyone crouches down…

That’s a store set-up, they have the ducks on call.

Hey’d did somebody step on a duck ????

It even attracted the decoys.

Scene from the beginning of “Birds 2: Ducks”.