Three homes ago, i was digging in the backyard in the twilight hours, joked with the neighbor I was getting rid of the body, but actually just digging a garden before it got too hot and sunburn-y.
Gardens are ok for getting rid of bodies, but my preferred method is to dig a nice big hole, dump the body in it, then partially refill the hole so it is a more normal depth and then plant a tree in the hole. No one is going to dig up a freshly planted tree looking for a body because that is to much work. Or at least that’s been my experience so far.
Qiset over 3 years ago
Might as well dig two.
in-dubio-pro-rainbow over 3 years ago
Too creepy – even for a Hitchcock-film…
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 3 years ago
I wonder what his cover story to the wife is going to be.
syzygy47 over 3 years ago
Three homes ago, i was digging in the backyard in the twilight hours, joked with the neighbor I was getting rid of the body, but actually just digging a garden before it got too hot and sunburn-y.
theincrediblebulk over 3 years ago
Gardens are ok for getting rid of bodies, but my preferred method is to dig a nice big hole, dump the body in it, then partially refill the hole so it is a more normal depth and then plant a tree in the hole. No one is going to dig up a freshly planted tree looking for a body because that is to much work. Or at least that’s been my experience so far.
pcolli over 3 years ago
Didn’t Ned Flanders do this in the Simpsons?
Nuliajuk over 3 years ago
He needs a rolled up carpet? Just how big is this orchid?
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
Oy
VickiP123 over 3 years ago
not your best move – my husband can tell you – NEVER mess with my orchids!!
mwksix over 3 years ago
You know it’s bad when the orchid is rolled up in a carpet…