Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for January 21, 2021

well, an early Happy Year of the Ox to you too, Ziggy

There is a 99.9 percent chance the fortune cookie is correct.

Isaiah 8:19

A fake fortuneteller can be tolerated. But an authentic soothsayer should be shot on sight. – L.Long

you’re doomed.

Who ya gonna trust? Some minimum wage worker randomly stuffing little pieces of paper in a cookie or somebody assigning special powers to starlight that originated “billyuns and billyuns” years before you were born?

Anybody remember biorhythms?

Better call your psychic hotline to resolve the situation.

Punt…

Crawl back in bed.

“See next cookie”

Duck!

uh oh……you know what that means…….