Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 12, 2021

In any line of ducks, every other one is odd, surely?

He’s quirky.

Gatsby might have called him a queer duck. Can’t do that today…

I don’t care what you think of me, your opinions are water off my back.

Then there is his very small friend that says “Quark! Quark!”

Good one.

Must be a fan of My hero academia (anime fans understand this)

…gonna be a doctor when he grows up…

One of those uppity international travellers I think

One of them is green with envy.

He’s just a little mallardjusted.

Quark! What light through yonder window breaks?

I wouldn’t hang around him… he has several odd quirks.

Why are they talking about him that way? He just has a few quirks.