Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for July 19, 2021

I’ve known that for many years!!!

That rat looks somewhat lactose intolerant.

If he had a bottle of Tropicana, he could talk about juice for cheeses.

What a friend we have in cheeses.

Be A LOT worse if they were dressed as a cow.

Will he read from the Gouda Book?

Would that be Cheeses of Nazareth?

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I could be worse, could have been a bible thumper.

Do you have a moment to be punched out by the lactose intolerant?

The Sound and the Furry

Did anyone notice the upside-down cross on his back? Satan can quote scripture too, y’know.

Then we have Michelangelo painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling. From behind a curtain a priest decides to have fun with ol’ Mikey while he’s praying.

His voice booming, he calls out “I’m Jesus Christ”. No response from the great painter, so he calls out again: “I’m Jesus Christ”.

Eventually Michelangelo has had enough, so he calls back : “Eh, Giuseppe, shuttuppa you mouth! I’m-a speak-a widda you Mamma!”