Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for January 16, 2021

So much education and he still can’t do something useful.

Then do it at night, after everyone else has gone to bed.

Yeah, like that’s going to fly. She probably has a Phd and makes more money.

It’s all on paper.

When everybody in the country has a college degree, the last garbage man will make a fortune!

I have three degrees, and I have always taken out the garbage, worked on the roof, shoveled the snow. I also do laundry, cook, and vacuum. Just like all the other multiple degree holders I know.

REAL men not only eat quiche but know how to make it. MAN up and put out the garbage. Might even get the wife to do something dirty for you college boy…..

Besides he takes out the garbage often enough at his job at Micky D’s.

Soon it will be a failed marriage!

University of California Berkeley Alumni…

A man hired a recent college grad. The first thing he asked him to do was sweep the floor. The young man said “I’m a collage graduate!” The old man says "I forgot, “Let me show you how it’s done.”

I’d hazard Liberty University alum.