Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for December 30, 2020
December 29, 2020
December 31, 2020
Transcript:
Master! I have had an amazing idea! Yet, I fear someone else will have it before I can finally articulate it! Write it down. Then, you must take money and burn it. Bring me the ashes, and I will draw upon it a crescent inscribed with a circle. Later... Thank you, wise master! spray-on headbands
Kaputnik over 3 years ago
Well, someone already invented spray on “hair”, so I suppose putting a headband coating over that makes about as much sense.
Ida No over 3 years ago
I prefer the copylefts.
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 3 years ago
Various people have supported the idea of keeping a notebook by your bed to capture brilliant ideas from your sleep – I wonder how often those ideas are along the lines of “Frozen, but for cats!”
ferddo over 3 years ago
Next, you turn a lot more money into ashes to build prototypes and documentation suitable for the Patent Office…
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
I had an idea for a “food microprocessor”. It would chop a serving into bits, then process the bits digitally to retrieve the original recipe. Need I say that there were technical problems?