Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for January 16, 2021

Where do the pets get money? I mean, I know where Bucky get is: from Satch. But where does Satch get it? And why? They can’t spend it!

Satch is an idiot savant – flashes of brilliance interspersing much longer periods of cluelessness. Today there’s no flash…

Wait till you get the no travel blacklist. Opps Sorry! A thousand pardons. No travel People list – dog list, never mind. Have I told you how I shot an elephant in my pajamas.

A quote from the movie “Heathers” seems appropriate at this point: “Because you’re an idiot”.

Why? Because once again Bucky hoodwinked you!

Because, Satch, you are a Sucker Spaniel!

P.T. Barnum “There’s a sucker born every minute.”

Time for a Pinkish rescue of Satchel !

Probably the same place they learned to talk

Hey Satch did you know that the word gullible isn’t in the dictionary?

I’m LOLing!! : D

MST3K said it best:

If you’re wondering how he eats and breathes

And other science facts

Then repeat to yourself "It’s just a show

I should really just relax"

Because you’re gullible Satch……but we love you anyway

And the application may still be denied by the Buckyvanian authorities.

Looks to me like Bucky definitely succeeded. He’s $12 richer.

I don’t think I’d like Buckyvanian at all…