Cat's Cafe by Matt Tarpley for December 21, 2020

I seem to have something stuck in my throat. :’( :)

Pocky is nice but sometimes I prefer Pejoy.

Oh Penguin, you are such a good friend.

And Kiwi didn’t even have to get THE KNIFE!

Just write (report with deadline, etc.) whatever they want to hear. Works 99% of the time.

both of which are better than gibberish.

I wish I could just bang out a bunch of gibberish and call my work done.

I do this all the time

then, when you’re unemployed, you can play all day!

All work and no play, etc. etc. etc. Good ‘job’, Penguin!

THEY HAVE A SWIIIITCH!!!!

Kiwi should try minecraft. Kiwi can collect big swords to hunt down zombies >:)

❤️❤️❤️

There’s always time for Kiwi!

Penguin is a true friend.

I almost giggled. :D

Another mainstream news network article.

From what I have gathered the penguin possibly may be the “owner” of kiwi and second THEY HAVE A FLIPPING SWITCH!!!!!!???

I shall look more kindly on the gibberish I read from now on. A lot of people are making their Kiwi happy, it seems.

Penguin : UltiMaTe GaMer MoDe

PI sign on penguin’s computer!

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The game is sharper than the knife

Lol

That is a Nintendo switch. HOW. TEACH ME THIS NON-COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT WAY