Reminds me of the person who said “I’m on a sea-food diet.” making it sound he ate only fish and and other creatures from the ocean. He then clarified, “I see food and then I eat it.” In Spanish, it could have a similar result, saying yes to virtually anything, “Si. Food.” On Sesame Street, it could have been understood as only eating things like “Carrots, corn, cauliflower, cookies, cake, and candy.” A certain monster there would say (or sing) that " ‘C’ is for ‘Cookie’. That’s good enough for me."
I fell of the wagon last night. I admit it freely. I had three —or maybe it was four or five-handfuls of Hershey’s chocolate nibbles. One thing I can tell ya, I’m NOT documenting them on my calorie counter. That way, it never happened, amiright?
Belly fat is man’s punishment for not continuing exercise and moderation. It is the one area where fat cannot be dieted or exercised away, once allowed to accumulate. If, instead of facing the mirror every morning, men saw their body profiles first, lots of egos would fall dead on the floor along side the lost hair. I speak from sad experience.
allen@home over 3 years ago
With men candy goes straight to the mid-section. With women it’s past the lips straight to the hips.
Doug K over 3 years ago
It sounds like a contradiction: When he doesn’t let it “go to waste” – it “goes to waist”.
B UTTONS over 3 years ago
No butts about it, consuming too much candy will effect the bottom line.
Doug K over 3 years ago
Reminds me of the person who said “I’m on a sea-food diet.” making it sound he ate only fish and and other creatures from the ocean. He then clarified, “I see food and then I eat it.” In Spanish, it could have a similar result, saying yes to virtually anything, “Si. Food.” On Sesame Street, it could have been understood as only eating things like “Carrots, corn, cauliflower, cookies, cake, and candy.” A certain monster there would say (or sing) that " ‘C’ is for ‘Cookie’. That’s good enough for me."
1953Baby over 3 years ago
I fell of the wagon last night. I admit it freely. I had three —or maybe it was four or five-handfuls of Hershey’s chocolate nibbles. One thing I can tell ya, I’m NOT documenting them on my calorie counter. That way, it never happened, amiright?
uniquename over 3 years ago
Fat cells are forever.
sandpiper over 3 years ago
Belly fat is man’s punishment for not continuing exercise and moderation. It is the one area where fat cannot be dieted or exercised away, once allowed to accumulate. If, instead of facing the mirror every morning, men saw their body profiles first, lots of egos would fall dead on the floor along side the lost hair. I speak from sad experience.
ddjg over 3 years ago
:-)
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 3 years ago
You’ve got a skor to settle.
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
Other types of snacks still make it to your waist – in their own sweet time.
JesseLouisMartinez over 3 years ago
Candy’s dandy but liquor’s quicker
Jim Kerner over 3 years ago
Liquor. He hardly knew her.
SteveLederman over 3 years ago
Rhoda Morgenstern would have loved this!