Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for January 20, 2021

You really don’t know a dog until you bite it.

I tried, but he threatened to call the cops if I took them.

Just so long as he brings the mail early.

And then chewed the hell out of them and buried them in the back yard.

You don’t really know a dog until you sniff his butt.

Good one today! And right on topic.

Joe South, wrote and sang, “Walk a mile in my shoes”, a one hit wonder on Capitol Records.