Where did people get the idea that Santa works one day a year? He spends all year making toys for 526,000,000 kids, and then gets them all delivered in one night. Geez, give the guy a break.
Hey, lady, Santa works more than just on Delivery Night! How do all those toys get made, hmm? They’re made by Santa and his famous staff of elves! And then there’s “making a list and checking it twice,” too. And who do you think is responsible for procuring all the raw materials, and food for the reindeer and elves? Etc.
This is farcical, he is very rich and very old. He prepares all year around for several nights. It varies with some countries and who it is delivering. In his off time he hunts down giant alien spiders who love him. He has arachnophobia to the Nth degree. The aliens are more like mammals and well advanced and love Santa. They come from the Alpha Lyra star system.
Fortunately for them they may die, but their souls are captured, taken and resouled in new clone bodies. They have no malice against him. They just want to work with that otherwise jolly old part Elf. White Light Elves (Svartálfar) at that. J. R.R. Tolkien has it right about Elves.
The “spiders” are vast and cool and look at Santa with envious eyes and wish to deliver presents too. These “spiders” also have wings too. They are telepathic and the basis for sightings of “giant black spiders” over the years all over the world.
allen@home over 3 years ago
Is Santa trying to sign up for medicare.
Lady loves a joke over 3 years ago
He can’t survive on just cookies and milk, you know.
cdward over 3 years ago
He’s not American if he lives at the North Pole. Why would he have a social security number?
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
Times are rough when Santy is job seeking…
Totalloser Premium Member over 3 years ago
why would he want a new job , 1 day a year working perfect job
Ed The Red Premium Member over 3 years ago
Where did people get the idea that Santa works one day a year? He spends all year making toys for 526,000,000 kids, and then gets them all delivered in one night. Geez, give the guy a break.
DCBakerEsq over 3 years ago
And, he’s good at breaking and entering.
TurbosDad over 3 years ago
Wait a minute, being an elf-slaver is a lot of work and more than one day a year. Sheesh…
Sisyphos over 3 years ago
Hey, lady, Santa works more than just on Delivery Night! How do all those toys get made, hmm? They’re made by Santa and his famous staff of elves! And then there’s “making a list and checking it twice,” too. And who do you think is responsible for procuring all the raw materials, and food for the reindeer and elves? Etc.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 3 years ago
This is farcical, he is very rich and very old. He prepares all year around for several nights. It varies with some countries and who it is delivering. In his off time he hunts down giant alien spiders who love him. He has arachnophobia to the Nth degree. The aliens are more like mammals and well advanced and love Santa. They come from the Alpha Lyra star system.
Fortunately for them they may die, but their souls are captured, taken and resouled in new clone bodies. They have no malice against him. They just want to work with that otherwise jolly old part Elf. White Light Elves (Svartálfar) at that. J. R.R. Tolkien has it right about Elves.
The “spiders” are vast and cool and look at Santa with envious eyes and wish to deliver presents too. These “spiders” also have wings too. They are telepathic and the basis for sightings of “giant black spiders” over the years all over the world.
vjorgensen54 over 3 years ago
half the people in calif. arent american. and if they have a sociel security number its fake or stolen.
Impkins Premium Member over 3 years ago
I want her glasses. She can keep the sculpture. :)