You would think a hermit would insist on hands-free delivery.
A spare one in case the first one isn’t itchy enough.
I’m impressed that Amazon knew where to find the cave. Not like you have a number or street to hone in on. Maybe they Googled it?
“Amazon delivers ANYWHERE!”
The Amazon logo arrow goes from A to Z. Which is somewhat clever.
So he’s M. Montahue? Monty Montahue?
It’s always good to have a spare.
The Amazon logo looks like a circumcised penis.
Burlap tunic, priced down from 149 to 99$ for a limited time only! Order now!
You’re supposed to “suffer”, Monty. Remember?
Burlap? POSER!
It should be horsehair! Or maybe mink! Wait, what?
That was actually his second time ordering that spare tunic. The guy in the next cave over snatched it off of his porch last time.
Hair suit for a hirsute hermit. Hmm.
Amazon even covers the hermits! (There’s a pun in there, son.)
It’s about time, the other one was getttin’ a bit gamey.
Are there caves in CheeseQuake NJ ?
Martin Booda over 3 years ago
You would think a hermit would insist on hands-free delivery.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 3 years ago
A spare one in case the first one isn’t itchy enough.
Aussie Down Under over 3 years ago
I’m impressed that Amazon knew where to find the cave. Not like you have a number or street to hone in on. Maybe they Googled it?
Enter.Name.Here over 3 years ago
“Amazon delivers ANYWHERE!”
westcarleton over 3 years ago
The Amazon logo arrow goes from A to Z. Which is somewhat clever.
FassEddie over 3 years ago
So he’s M. Montahue? Monty Montahue?
lunapeachie over 3 years ago
It’s always good to have a spare.
monya_43 over 3 years ago
The Amazon logo looks like a circumcised penis.
SNVBD over 3 years ago
Burlap tunic, priced down from 149 to 99$ for a limited time only! Order now!
William Bednar Premium Member over 3 years ago
You’re supposed to “suffer”, Monty. Remember?
Indianapolis Smith over 3 years ago
Burlap? POSER!
It should be horsehair! Or maybe mink! Wait, what?
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
That was actually his second time ordering that spare tunic. The guy in the next cave over snatched it off of his porch last time.
Ratkin over 3 years ago
Hair suit for a hirsute hermit. Hmm.
Sisyphos over 3 years ago
Amazon even covers the hermits! (There’s a pun in there, son.)
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
It’s about time, the other one was getttin’ a bit gamey.
chriscc63 over 3 years ago
Are there caves in CheeseQuake NJ ?