Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 28, 2020

Let’s imagine a Pegasus’s (mainly Fluttershy’s) eternal love.

does Marigold not already have awesome breakdancing moves?

Do I need to explain your job to you again?

No, but I’d like to hear your description of it, just for kicks.

I’m sure a unicorn breakdance would be the most awesome and magical thing ever. Because unicorn, obviously.

Breakdancing moves? I know that time doesn’t matter much for unicorns, but it looks like the last time Mari meet a teenager was 1982…

Waht….EVAH!!!

Now I want to see Marigold’s performance.

Yes, I, too, want to see Marigold’s rad and awesome breakdancing moves.

Yes, Marigold Heavenly Nostrils WILL always love Phoebe, but that’s not Phoebe’s concern. Phoebe wants to be sure that Marigold will always LIKE her too. In other words, Phoebe DOESN’T want to be tolerated as an embarrassing relative or in-law.

Breakdancing?! Give us a break, Mari! :D

Answer to the problem posed by Marigold in panel three: turn down the Shield of Boringness.

A breakdancing unicorn. That would be one for Ripley’s.

When Phoebe grows older she won’t have to worry about becoming jaded and cynical because she believes in unicorns. She’ll just have to worry about commitment…

And now, I must find some unicorns breakdancing.