Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 23, 2020

I know this should have come up sooner, but can we just decide what color Prunella is? I vote for purple.

Ah, the old “I hate you! I never wanna see you again! I miss you!” frienemies bit.

Aw! Prunella and Dakota talking again. Love!

Dawww… blart.

Panel 1: So they both agree that the new Animaniacs episodes are great too?

Yeah, Phoebe. Stop being so human.

It’s too bad they never grow older, all of them. So many situations would be even more hilarious if they were hormone plagued teenagers.

Blah, blah blah. Blart, blart, blart.

Looks like Dakota and Prunella have patched up their differences, at least for now.

“You humans.”

(senses prejudice in this dialogue in the cartoon)

Now that is a cute first panel.

Maybe Prunella want to use Dakota as a sacrifice for some weird ritual?

Dana, please let Marigold Heavenly Nostrils know that, if it’s spoken, it’s interpreted, and, if it’s written, it’s translated. “Interpret” and “translate” ARE NOT synonyms. Let English evolve on its own; don’t mislead it. Thanks.

My translation of “give them space” is either “I don’t want to be involved in any drama that might come up” or “I genuinely don’t want to snoop on a private moment”, but I’m not eight years old…

Dana, kudos to you for knowing the difference between “raising questions” and “begging questions”!

Told ya.

Dakota understands Troll?

They look so happy together.

wow.

All’s well that blarts well.