FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 01, 2021

thank goodness Roger didn’t file for compensation from his employer(s) after that doozy trip

Andy can be quite sadistic.

I hear that a quick electric shock first thing in the morning will keep you alert for hours. But apply it to Andy first.

I can see why Roger might have missed that those where the basement steps. But how did Andy?

who gave andy the right to decide that roger has to give up coffee, anyway? roger is not a morning person and needs the caffeine to wake himself up.

Surely scrapes and bruises are worse than a little caffeine induced arrhythmia?

Coffee, don’t leave home without it

Watch that first step, it’s a doozy.

No one better try to take away my morning tea “for my own good”…just sayin’.

Andy’s trying to kill Roger. It’s so clear now.

That’s a real eye opener.

Roger should walk out that front door and never come back. His family is toxic.

Andy seems to have so much need to control the kitchen that she lacks all empathy for her family’s food tastes and needs.

I generally try to go caffeine-free when I am on vacation and lounging in bed all day anyway. After a week without it, I don’t miss it.

Give him the coffee, NOW………

Andy is doing very wrong.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

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he could have been severely injured, probably IS severely injured, and she was TOTALLY fine with him DRIVING in that state. Did she just take out a huge life insurance policy on him or something?!

He’s awake now!

Andy is guilty of spousal abuse