FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 21, 2020

Left out.

rather than take him out to the ball game, Peter hopes Rogers gets taken out of the ball game

Centerbenchfield?

It depends on whether it’s a home or away game. Left Bench or Right Bench.

I know this story. All I will say is I feel bad in the end for both Peter and Roger.

As bad as ol’ Rog is at golf, he won’t have any room to comment.

I think it’s called Left Out…..

“I play tailback.”

“I thought tailback was a football position?”

“No, every time I go out on the field, the coach yells ‘Get your tail back!’ "