Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for November 12, 2020
November 11, 2020
November 13, 2020
Transcript:
Normal Child Bobby! We have rules in this house! No dessert until you finish dinner! Aww, mom! Fine. Future Politician Bobby! You already ate your dessert!? The dessert was a terrorist.
Ida No over 3 years ago
Mission accomplished. Now, go to your room and study.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 3 years ago
Let’s see, who served dessert before the dinner was complete? I suspect entrapment!
John9 over 3 years ago
Stephen Gilberg over 3 years ago
Alternative: “An anonymous whistleblower told me the dessert was colluding with Russia.”
FireMedic over 3 years ago
Eat dessert first. You might die before you finish your dinner.