Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for November 24, 2020

Uh, reality!

Who says I’m paranoid!!? I KNOW that everyone is out to get me!!

/SNARK/

Hey, this ain’t no conspiracy theory!

Stuff it, Shrink.

Sort of the same feelings that Trump supporters feel about the Dem’s compliling lists of their names for future retribution.

Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean people aren’t to get you.

I keep seeing people reading this book called “To Serve Turkey-kind”. At first, I thought it meant that people somehow revered turkeys. I mean, they feed us and give us water to drink and stuff. But then I heard a rumor that “To Serve Turkey-kind” was a COOK BOOK.

Because I’m a conservative…

Now now, Doc, remember your Hippocratic oath.

“I got invited to a Sarah Palin presser.”

Just because you’re paranoid, doesn’t mean there aren’t people out to get you.

A turkey ran away,

Upon Thanksgiving Day.

Said he, “They’ll make a roast out of me,”

“If I should stay.”

— Children’s song (google for more details)

My wife is very fond of that song. For additional verses, replace the words “turkey” and “roast” with “potato” and “mash” or “cranberry” and “sauce.”