Ben by Daniel Shelton for November 18, 2020

That’s because most computer cameras have a wide angle lens which distorts facial features if you are too close. Sit farther back.

This is why I’m still single. I take absolutely terrible pictures so when I try using dating sights women automatically reject me. Unfortunately I rarely go to places where I might meet women face to face because i’m too shy, and need time to get to know someone before i am comfortable talking with them, which is why i try using dating sites.

I just started a job that uses Zoom on Fridays. What a blow to the ego that was!

I hate Face Time. When my kids Face Time me so my grandchildren can talk to me, they call at the worst times like when I have just washed makeup off my face, or just washed my hair and it’s in a towel, or something like that. My grandchildren are always going to think their grandma is soooo UGLY! LOL.

Also, why does Ben only have a driver’s PERMIT and not a LICENSE? LMAO!

HANDSOME

Many in my generation never think that we look good in a photo. What a change from the Selfie generation we have now.

Very few people look better today than they did years ago. My avatar hasn’t changed as much as my face has in the last 15 years.

Tempus fugit, Ben …

It doesn’t say learner’s permit…

I worked in Pass an ID at an Air Force base where we made the entry control badges. I taped a cartoon of a DMV camera that distorted pictures that people got a kick out of. The problem was, we weren’t supposed to take pictures of them smiling.

I googled variations of “driver’s permit,” “driver’s license or driver’s permit,” and so on. Everything I found indicated that a “driver’s permit” is equivalent to a “learner’s permit.” Why Ben calls his a permit and not a license is beyond me.