Fred Basset by Alex Graham for December 03, 2020

Oh Fred! You will need a mighty leap for this one. I’m not so sure that even with that running start that your back half will make it. It might end up in the drink. And possibly your front half as well. Good luck to you, laddie

A little under 5 feet. Fred, you might be getting wet.

Your ears Fred! Deploy your ears and sail right over!

Recalculate

Just don’t trip over the ears, as in, “The Aristocats”

Go Fred Go ! ….. Just think of the sausage on the other side !

Abort the mission!

Do it the way flying’s done in the Hitchhiker’s Guide series! Get distracted in mid-leap and forget to hit the ground – or the water, in this case!

You are not Dumbo. Any physics teachers out there who can predict if he’ll make it or not?

Unfortunately his momentum is downward.

You are going to take a bath! LOL!

Fred! The angle of attack!

SPLASH!

Maybe if he was chasing a squirrel. The squirrel could make the jump giving Fred a boost of adrenaline and then – who knows?