Nick and Zuzu by Nick Galifianakis for November 04, 2020

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    My ex-wife thought I was her “project.” That’s why she is my ex-wife.

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    Jelliqal  over 3 years ago

    When I met my husband, most attractive thing about him was his 100% acceptance of who I was without needing to change or fix anything.

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    Michael G.  over 3 years ago

    A mutual aberration society.

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    poppacapsmokeblower  over 3 years ago

    Both projecting the need for change on the other.

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    DHBirr  over 3 years ago

    But, let a woman in your life / And your serenity is through / She’ll redecorate your home, from the cellar to the dome / And then go on to the enthralling fun of overhauling you.

    Let a woman in your life / And you’re up against a wall / Make a plan and you will find she has something else in mind / And so rather than do either, you do something else that neither likes at all.

    — Frederick Loewe & Alan Jay Lerner for My Fair Lady, 1964

    Full disclosure: Never having married (for which forbearance on my part I’m sure many women thank the gods daily), I have no idea how true or false the above may be. I post it only as a wittily poetic expression of how at least some of my fellow men feel.

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    Charliegirl Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I’m a woman and i have to agree that ditty is often true.

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    NWdryad  over 3 years ago

    kind of cute, actually.

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