Jack Ohman for October 22, 2020

I can see that the next 4 years are going to feature big white teeth in the political ‘toons. It could be worse (MUCH). And besides, Biden’s just not as easy to pillory.

I was amused by the anecdote of the woman who said her father refused to discuss politics until she said something good about the Mango Magat. She replied “Well, he’s normalizing makeup for men.” … and it went downhill from there.

Hail, Spraytan!

The Drumpfsters want Biden to be Mister Rogers. As for eight track tapes, I’d take plain vinyl records and the 1960’s. Tapes break, I have records I inherited from the Eisenhower era.

What’s the betting line for PINO-Trump going ballistic the first time they cut off his mic and screaming out of control at the top of his lungs?

While Biden takes the week off prior to the debate, Trump is out hitting multiple states. Biden and Harris should be busting their asses and covering contested and swing states. This debate will have zero effect on the election. Biden’s team should have declined.

No, Trump’s moved on from hydroxychloroquine and bleach – he’s mainlining dexamethasone (a potent and mind-altering steroid) now. And he’s always enjoyed a hit or two of Adderal (which is just another name for amphetamine) before public appearances.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adderall

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dexamethasone

So, whatever happened to Trump’s demand that both Trump and Biden take drug tests before or after the debate?

I can’t wait for SNL’s cold open this Saturday following tonight’s debate.

Reminds me of the Darth Vader Origin scene in Revenge of the Sith

Why would Dense use 8-track tapes when Nipper is waiting for him back home? Next to the Victrola.

Yeah, Joe does have a habit of using those phrases, but they are innocent enough. . what about dumb ass use of “the likes of which” for exaggeration purposes..

I doubt the debate will take place—Trump will find some excuse at the last minute. If it DOES happen it will be a fustercluck. After the third mike silencing he will walk off.

Reasonably fair, I’d say.

Trumpers think “debate” is “you listen to me berate and insult you, and you are not allowed to respond even during the time set aside for you”.

Hunter Biden ad nauseam. I saw a shopped video the other day where Guilliani takes a laptop into a repair shop disguised in a mustache Pete mustache claiming to be Hunter Biden. It was complete with a heavy accent.

Should have added “facts” to Biden’s repertoire.

Hmmm, looks like Mr Ohman is a “plague on both your houses” sort of guy. I wouldn’t have thought it. “Both parties are the same” is so obviously false that it’s puzzling that so many people fall into that flabby substitute for thought.

The 8 tracks are a great touch.

I’m thinking another shitshow

OMG….I just realized who Ivanka looks like….she’s a blonde Natasha from the “I Spy” toons in MAD MAGAZINE. Sheesh…duh….oh well, blame it on the dumb blonde disguise.

People are taking bets on how long it will take the orange bag of anger Trump to go nuts again.

Joe hit most of Ohman’s cards. Well called Jack!