Clay Jones for October 19, 2020

Benghazi!

Hey, it worked LAST time!

And yet, Faux Skewz can’t connect the dots as to why the bar for Biden is so low as a Presidential candidate.

It’s like the more obvious reality gets, the more they avoid it!

All those takes and all those lies. So what else is new?

I am so sick of this Psycho I could spit fire.

Well, it’s fun to watch him dance, but it’s nauseating to think of the harm he does with his lies. Apparently he’s taken quite a number of sheep into his fantasy land. This saddest excuse for humankind, this haven for cognitive garbage, this is the real cancer on the presidency, the President himself. Mr. Dean would have torn his hair out.

tRump is enough to make a buzzard puke!

The actual October Surprise is if there are any morons out there that actually buy any of the crap the Trump/Putin campaign is putting out this time.

Ahem… He isn’t smart enough to come up with all that all on his own. (food for thought – look at who backs him and hurt them or we’ll just end up with a worse Rump). Follow the money.

Dump Trump !!!!!!!

Prior to Thanksgiving this year Trump will execute the two turkeys on LIVE TV if he’s not re-elected as a November Surprise. The only turkeys getting pardoned are those past or present members of his administration up on charges or will be. . . . . ./s

The Republicans are "Dreaming of A White Christian, er ah, “Christmas” this year , , , ,I think it’s going to be a “Blue Christmas” without many G.O.P. not coming back to Congress.

What the hell are the Republicans doing? Waiting for the Abomination in the White House to start spinning its head and vomiting all over the Oval Office on live TV?

Let us know when Miller runs out of ‘ideas’.

Gun rights and pro-life, the only things 33% of Americans care about, and Republicans give, loudly.

Biden would fix the country with Flex Tape! Biden would put America on a Reverse Mortgage with China! The Geico gecko will replace the American Eagle! Flo from “Progressive” would be Biden’s Press Secretary! (That last one would be OK ….)

So… Ol’ Punkinhead claimed that he wouldn’t be saddened by losing his re-election bid. After all, he said, that would be a loss to the worst political candidate ever. Well, if it’s true that Biden is the worst political candidate ever, then what does this say about Ol’ Punkinhead if he can’t beat him? (The utter ignorance and stupidity of this so-called president* is eclipsed only by the absolute ignorance AND stupidity of the MAGATs who support him.)

Don’t forget about Burmisma . . . Burimsa . . . Burmisia . . . Burmeasles . . .

“Welcome back, my friends, to the show that never ends…See the show”.

Don’t give him any ideas! His worshipers will believe them…

Vote out every insane USA destroying Republican.

trump is obviously spinning his wheels and going full blown crazy.. His only hope is the henchmen put in place to throw the election in his favor. If the right Electoral College representatives don’t come through.. trumps butt is going to jail.

“This man should be in a straitjacket.” – Max Bialystock, NYC impressario

“Second verse same as the first…”

TAKE NINE: "Biden stole my sippy cup!

As always, I love the realistic portrayal of our Tumped-Up President, Mr. Jones! LOL!

Plenty of sitcoms over the years have had an episode involving a truly bizarre cult. The writers always attempt to outdo the previous cults in terms of weirdness. The dumbest person or persons on the show fall for the cult until they are wised up by the rest of the characters. NONE of those cults have compared in sheer raw idiocy with the Trump Cult!

When the Grim Reaper takes THE ORANGE IDIOT off our hands, the world will rejoice. VOTE BLUE! (<:|

How does anyone find this acceptable???