Wondermark by David Malki for September 30, 2020

As a fundamentally Southwestern character, I should feel insulted.

The napkins will be gone, but you will still have the pepper mills after having five children in five years.

Of course this only happened in the “bad old days”. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

Bridezilla lives! :)

I’m lighting a candle to Our Lady of Martha Stewart! :>)

Why it is better to elope.

Any wedding without a double barrel shotgun isn’t worth attending.