JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for October 29, 2020

Are You a Turtle?

“Is that a turtle or a tortoise?”

That’s a pith helmet. Get help kid.

She’s shell-shocked at his reaction.

He is not impressed.

Not according to Jasmine (https://www.gocomics.com/jumpstart/2020/10/25?ct=v&cti=2208697)

It’s like that tortoise is actually speaking.

Wait, should they have been Teenaged Mutant Tortoises? How was the sewer wet enough for turtles?

She mastered ventriloquism and trained her tortoise to walk around for her like some kind of avatar. I don’t care what anyone says, I’m impressed.

Don’t even get her started on calling apes “monkeys”.

It’s a talking tortoise. Not a turtle.

“I’m an adult, non-mutant, unskilled tortoise.”