Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for November 15, 2020

That Major looks like a skull already, staring death in the face?

Oh well. No queen, but at least there’s a princess.

The boat is sinking, the boiler is about to blow, and you give a 17 word sentence that actually should be “HELP!”

Tarzan must be reusing his arrows because he couldn’t be carrying that many. But now the Major has learned a valuable lesson. Never bring a mortar to a bow and arrow fight.

Must be doing the “shoot three arrows at once” trick Hollywood likes to show.

And we’re off to an exciting start…….!

I think the river boat is having a little trouble. Have they checked the bilges lately?

No I am not Tarzan. I am someone better. Let’s talk storm windows. How old are those windows?

Tarzan’s archery seems to lack targeting accuracy these days. Pity. Ciuld have saved himself a lot of fuss by taking out those dweebs in this first round….