The Barn by Ralph Hagen for September 17, 2020

Have you ever seen Invasion Of the Body Snatchers? They’d probably do it one body at a time

Smart phones are turning everyone into walking zombies.

I still say he’d be greatly improved by being surrounded by piles of mashed potatoes, corn, rice, broccoli …

Oh, no! He’s turned into a Scotsman! ☺

Step 1

Help humans to invent the internet and social media

Step 2

Introduce virus which forces humans to stay indoors and spend more time on social media

Step 3

Invade, who is going to notice?

Isn’t it cute how he talks of the alien takeover as if it hadn’t already happened.

All they would have to do is praise trump. He’d give them anything they wanted.

I’ve always suspected cell phones controlled us.