Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for September 18, 2020

something tells me the boy didn’t read the student handbook which includes the dress code

Tony asked, about 9 hours ago

Favorite booze?

What have you got?

Favorite booze? beer – Heineken, spirits – Tanqueray, wine – shiraz

Favorite booze? Bronx cheer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEAGAAQJ7DM

Favorite Booze?

Tanqueray gin and tonic with a wedge of lime!

A really well hopped hazy IPA

A Mai Tai with a quality rum and the mai tai mix with a generous amount of pineapple!

Martini, shaken, not stirred!!!

I went to a Catholic high school in the 60s. Blue blazer, blue or white shirt, subdued tie, grey flannel trousers and brown or black POLISHED leather shoes. I got a three day boot (suspension) for wearing black trousers. THAT’S a dress code.

You two have always said I can grow up to be anything. Didn’t think that through did ya?

I drink Tanqueray gin when I can’t find Bombay Sapphire.

…or burning down Portland.

Or a concert… remember those?

Ain’t winning this one…..

Not sure you should be giving the kid these ideas.