Monty by Jim Meddick for September 22, 2020

Thankfully a near miss….or a Mrs miss.

It appears that there only two cars now. I predict the ride will close soon.

I hope the same rules apply down there at the target shoot booth!

Then you might want to call them “Near Collision” cars… a “near miss” means that they actually collided… :-P

I, too, like to live dangerously.

Ooo, how naughty!

Go home and get smashed!

Monty could take the fun out of fun before covid

This is not far from reality. Go on Youtube and see what the Cruise lines are saying about any cruises in the near future.

Mask and distancing paranoia is increasing in inverse proportion to the actual level of danger. This is called hysteria.

Wearing a mask with your nose out is like wearing your pants with your…uh…err…“hose” out.

Six-foot-rule “bumper” cars? I think not. Save your money for the Very Slow Carousel, Monty, and take Dehlia with you….

THE HORROR!!!!