Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for April 05, 2022

Looking for a belt demo.

Time to call CPS, lady.

Uh….Oh…

Hairy bum

LOL! That’s what Aunt Fritizi uses those for on poor Nancy!

I laughed out loud at this one. Bushy’s still got it!

When a hair brush isn’t used for hair…

Awww! Poor Nancy…..Fritzi is to blame

I’m not touching this one.

This is wrong in so many ways.

This strip just screams for the “Dysfunctional Family Circus” treatment, where the original captions (or in this case the dialogue) are replaced with the filthiest stuff imaginable.

It’s gotta have soft bristles…

Here’s one for all the people who think “Nancy” is all sweetness and light: the kid sees a hairbrush and immediately thinks about getting beat with it. That ought to disturb you.

If taking weapons to kids doesn’t disturb you, please, please stay far away from your grandchildren.

Aw, it’s a child so used to beatings at home that she asks a stranger to give her one as a “test.” Well, at least she’s not using a cell phone.

Hair on her ass..at such a young age?

Knew that would be her reaction, as per Fritzi’s behavior.

Bushmiller disturbs me with this one.

It would be better if Nancy didn’t point. By pointing at her butt, Nancy seems to be indicating “stick it in here” but that woudn’t be appropriate for this comic strip.