Scott Stantis for September 01, 2020

meanwhile the orange hare stuck his foot in his mouth with a flight of dementia of non-stop lies and threats and while Joe turtle came to the finish line the winner…

Many thanks, Stantis, for your discussion ‘starter’… /s

Hey Scott, didn’t you listen to Biden’s DNC acceptance speech or his speech yesterday, where he destroyed all the RNC’s arguments in a short 20 minutes? Joe is showing he is with it, but Tiny is stuck in a 1950’s time warp.

Pushing that same old, tired, debunked trope, eh Scott?

Hey Scotty, you do remember who won that race, right?

Scott, are you back on the Republican* propaganda list?

tortoise wins, y’know, according to the fable referenced here.

The rabbit will have a hard winning with all those bone spurs.

Apparently, Scott hasn’t read Zeno lately.

That’s Mitch McConnell under there…

Why hurry, he already squashed DJT like the slimy little bug that he is?

Another example of a Trump supporter in the midst of his dissociative fantasy. Tragic.

So, as one ages, one may become wiser (It’s very obviously not a requirement, alas). Biden’s a very adept politician; and he’s wise enough to hire and listen to adept political advisors… and experienced enough to use their advice well. From what I’m seeing, The Mango Mistake is pushing hard on all the usual right-wing buttons (“LAW AND ORDER” being one) while thrashing around. Joe’s running a much more… adept… campaign. We will see how it turns out.

As the Nazis said, If you are going to lie, make it a BIG lie."

Mr. Morbidly obese is really tearing up things. Can’t even walk a round of golf.

The hare can’t even walk down a ramp.

It’s all about trying to “control the narrative”, per the GOP playbook. Trouble is the narrative is 183,000 deaths due to a still raging pandemic that has us as the pariah nation, a massive unemployment rate, hundreds of thousands of small businesses permanently lost, climate change out of control, and a foreign dictator pulling the strings on a puppet government doing Putin’s dirty work (all to get reelected because if he loses the truth will come out).

Who won the race? Was it the turtle or the bunny, grandpa Trump ? Never mind, I read you “GREEN EGGS AND HAM” from the Congressional Record when I shut down government.

But…the tortoise beats the hare in that children’s story…?

Joe does nothing. Joe doesn’t need to do anything, just stand back and watch Trump go crazy for the next 80 days. That’s campaign enough.

Meanwhile, half-asleep in a basement somewhere, Joe orchestrates massive protests that devolved into violent rioting. A man like that is not to be f**ked with.

Drinking too muck koolade again?

Sorry, Scott, but the only turtle in our nation’s politics is Moscow Mitch.

This Turtle has Rocket Boosters

I don’t see him feebly going down the ramp and needing assistance. Can’t lift a glass of water without two hands… Can you say stroke victim?

Remember the tortoise beat the hare! Joe is NOT slow he just isn’t stupid.